<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296</id><updated>2011-04-21T17:45:09.525-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Kornbus, Inc.</title><subtitle type='html'>Random ramblings by a raving retard on news, sports and all things entertainment. 

Any opinions, criticisms or suggestions welcome...so please drop me a line.  Thanks!

IAmDjKornbus@aol.com    </subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>42</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-109514813125499410</id><published>2004-09-14T02:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-14T02:48:51.253-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>DEADLY WEATHER AND ACTS OF GODWith all this talk of tropical storms in the news lately, it has gotten me to thinking about the weather, hurricanes and tornadoes especially.It seems that whenever the weather in a given area results in death and destruction, it is generally referred to time and time again as an “act of God.” When I hear this I think, “If this is an act of God, then God must be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/109514813125499410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=109514813125499410' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109514813125499410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109514813125499410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/09/deadly-weather-and-acts-of-god-with.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-109410802479107175</id><published>2004-09-02T01:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-09-02T01:53:44.793-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE MASOCHISTIC STATES OF AMERICAi swear, this goddamn country can be so masochistic sometimes.  We say we want a President who tells the truth, so we elect a liar.  We want a President who is for the working man, so we elect a president who screws the middle class.  Bush might as well start dressing up as a dominatrix, complete with leather outfit, whips and nipple clamps.  Instead of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/109410802479107175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=109410802479107175' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109410802479107175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109410802479107175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/09/masochistic-states-of-america-i-swear.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-109186733065590252</id><published>2004-08-07T03:27:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-07T17:23:46.620-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>FINDING MY PARENT'S PORN:  VOLUME ONEI was about fourteen years old the day I found the first of my dad’s porno tapes.  It was a very exciting time for me, as I’m sure it is for any boy.  Things like this didn’t just happen every day, after all.Knowing that this was too big of a discovery to keep to myself, the first thing I did was call my friend Jeff.  Jeff was a guy I’d been hanging out </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/109186733065590252/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=109186733065590252' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109186733065590252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109186733065590252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/08/finding-my-parents-porn-volume-one-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-109125718054613122</id><published>2004-07-31T01:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-31T02:02:37.023-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>BLAH BLAH BLAHOk, so here's the deal...sure I could talk about the Democratic National Convention or the stuff that's pissing me off on a day to day basis, but what's the use?  There's time for that later.  Right now I'm going to start focusing on trying to write a little more funny material for the ol' weblog.  Besides, I just had my 24th birthday and I figure I should laugh a little more </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/109125718054613122/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=109125718054613122' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109125718054613122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109125718054613122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/07/blah-blah-blah-ok-so-heres-deal.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-109047268462665619</id><published>2004-07-22T00:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-22T00:04:44.626-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WHY THEY HATE USSo why do the terrorists hate us?Is it because of our ties to the Saudi Royals?  After all, this is the family that presides over a nation which tops the list of human right violators year after year.  While President Bush entertains Prince Bandar at the White House, the Saudi government is busy back home torturing and executing political prisoners.  According to Amnesty </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/109047268462665619/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=109047268462665619' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109047268462665619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109047268462665619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/07/why-they-hate-us-so-why-do-terrorists.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-109027737966175842</id><published>2004-07-19T17:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-19T17:53:32.196-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>SINCERELY YOURS, AGAIN....I just want to give a big thank you to the Toledo City Paper whose editorial assistant, Misty Walker, has agreed to publish my Fahrenheit 9/11 opinion.  As my previous post indicated, I originally submitted it to the Toledo Blade.  I understand that publication with that paper is not likely due to the vast amount of letters they get everyday.  However, the Toledo City </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/109027737966175842/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=109027737966175842' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109027737966175842'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109027737966175842'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/07/sincerely-yours-again.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-109013742799290931</id><published>2004-07-18T02:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-18T02:57:07.993-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>SINCERELY YOURS I decided to write a letter for the opinion page of my local paper, the Toledo Blade.  In case it’s not printed, I’ll post it here for anyone with interest to read:Am I the only one sick of hearing people label “Fahrenheit 9/11” as being full of lies without actually providing evidence?	Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly are among the worst at this.  They both continue to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/109013742799290931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=109013742799290931' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109013742799290931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109013742799290931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/07/sincerely-yours-i-decided-to-write.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-109004288838620787</id><published>2004-07-17T00:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-17T00:41:28.386-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE TRIAL OF MICHAEL MOORE:  DAY SIXThe VerdictJUDGEPlease be seated.  Court is now in session.  Today is the final day of this trial; Republicans vs. Michael Moore.  I have listened intently to all testimony and heard all evidence submitted.  After studying everything in my chambers over the past several days, I have come to a decision.  I will read that decision now.As it pertains to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/109004288838620787/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=109004288838620787' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109004288838620787'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/109004288838620787'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/07/trial-of-michael-moore-day-six-verdict.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108978591782863839</id><published>2004-07-14T01:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-17T00:45:20.516-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE TRIAL OF MICHAEL MOORE:  DAY FIVEClosing ArgumentsJUDGECourt is in session.  Today will begin closing arguments.  I will hear the defense first, then the prosecution.  Is the defense ready to proceed?KORNBUSYes.JUDGEYou have the floor.KORNBUSThank you, your Honor.  During this trial we have heard Michael Moore be charged with three things.  First, that his film is one sided.  We</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108978591782863839/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108978591782863839' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108978591782863839'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108978591782863839'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/07/trial-of-michael-moore-day-five.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108934851228839227</id><published>2004-07-08T23:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-13T01:23:33.376-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE TRIAL OF MICHAEL MOORE:  DAY FOURDefense TestimonyJUDGEPlease be seated.  Court is now in session.  Today we will begin Defense testimony.  A witness will be called and examined by the defender and then the prosecution will have an opportunity to cross.  Let’s begin now.  Will the Defense call their first witness?KORNBUSYes, your Honor.  The Defense calls Michael Moore to the stand.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108934851228839227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108934851228839227' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108934851228839227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108934851228839227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/07/trial-of-michael-moore-day-four.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108909857807879487</id><published>2004-07-06T02:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-06T02:22:58.080-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE TRIAL OF MICHAEL MOORE:  DAY THREECharge #3:  Michael Moore is Anti-AmericanJUDGEPlease be seated.  Court is now in session.  Mr. Limbaugh, call your next witness.LIMBAUGHThe defense calls Ann Coulter to the stand(Coulter takes the witness stand)LIMBAUGH (Cont’d)Ms. Coulter, for those not familiar with your work, please explain what it is that you do.COULTERI am an author and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108909857807879487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108909857807879487' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108909857807879487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108909857807879487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/07/trial-of-michael-moore-day-three.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108896693010696325</id><published>2004-07-04T13:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-04T13:48:50.106-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!Friends, Americans, Countrymen, lend me your ears.  I just wanted to write a brief note wishing everyone reading a Happy holiday weekend.  Hopefully you are all as far away from work as possible and eating more than your fair share of hot dogs and hamburgers.  In the spirit of this holiday, I am postponing the mock trial a day or two.  Not just because I plan on stuffing my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108896693010696325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108896693010696325' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108896693010696325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108896693010696325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/07/happy-4th-of-july-friends-americans.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108887839110576239</id><published>2004-07-03T13:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-03T13:13:11.106-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE TRIAL OF MICHAEL MOORE:  DAY TWOCharge #2:  Michael Moore is a LiarJUDGECourt is now in session.  Please be seated.  Mr. Limbaugh, call your next witness.LIMBAUGHThank you, your honor.  The prosecution calls Bill O’Reilly to the stand.(Bill O’Reilly takes his seat in the witness chair)LIMBAUGH (cont’d)Mr. O’Reilly, what do you do for a living?O’REILLYI am a journalist.  My </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108887839110576239/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108887839110576239' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108887839110576239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108887839110576239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/07/trial-of-michael-moore-day-two-charge.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108870955873231302</id><published>2004-07-01T14:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-01T14:19:18.733-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE TRIAL OF MICHAEL MOORE:  DAY ONEI saw Michael Moore’s latest film, Fahrenheit 9/11, on Monday so I could see for myself what all the talk was about.  It was an amazing piece of filmmaking and I wasn’t disappointed at all.  Well, maybe with the actions of George W.  Bush I was, but certainly not with Michael Moore.  After all, what did he do besides present a documentation of the bullshit </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108870955873231302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108870955873231302' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108870955873231302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108870955873231302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/07/trial-of-michael-moore-day-one-i-saw.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108842637894926180</id><published>2004-06-28T07:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-28T07:39:38.950-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE RESPONSEIn case it matters, I received a response from Mr. Zimmerman regarding my many questions about Meijer’s policy of eliminating jobs.  Without further adu, here is the email I received:Jason, Thanks for your inquires.  All this has been addressed in the media.  Please feel free to review old articles and news stories from September 2003 and January 2004.  Thanks.John Zimmerman</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108842637894926180/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108842637894926180' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108842637894926180'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108842637894926180'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/06/response-in-case-it-matters-i-received.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108779986554141020</id><published>2004-06-21T01:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-21T01:37:45.540-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>RETAIL RAGE PART 2:  MEIJERI’ve recently come to the conclusion that Meijer is evil.This past week I was at the Meijer store in Maumee when I realized there were no people acting as baggers at the end of the checkout lanes.  This particular location has been open for probably 10 years or more, so this came as a bit of a shock.I inquired as to where they were and I was told that the company </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108779986554141020/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108779986554141020' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108779986554141020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108779986554141020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/06/retail-rage-part-2-meijer-ive-recently.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108754206831412495</id><published>2004-06-18T01:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-18T02:01:08.316-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HOW TO FIX SATURDAY NIGHT LIVEA little while back I wrote a brief entry about how painful it has become to watch Saturday Night Live the past couple of years.  What once used to be a weekend staple for me has turned into something I try to avoid.  Yes, I often find myself watching an infomercial for a grilling machine or a juicer instead of attempting to sit through an hour and a half of bad </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108754206831412495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108754206831412495' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108754206831412495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108754206831412495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/06/how-to-fix-saturday-night-live-little.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108702341511727203</id><published>2004-06-12T01:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-12T01:56:55.116-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>IMAGINE THIS...I was flipping across the television dial earlier tonight and, since it was on about every channel, saw some of the Reagan funeral proceedings.  Among the many friends and family walking past the casket, I noticed the Governator himself, Arnold Schwarzennegger.When I saw him there, I started wondering what would happen if he had to eulogize the deceased President.  It would </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108702341511727203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108702341511727203' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108702341511727203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108702341511727203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/06/imagine-this.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108700279618109016</id><published>2004-06-11T20:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-11T20:13:16.180-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>DETROIT SPORTS REPORTLately I’ve tried to keep sports out of the limelight on my weblog.  I’ve basically done a decent job, but lately there’s been some stuff going on I wanted to write just a bit about.Detroit TigersThe Tigers have been among my sources of joy this year as far as sports go.  They’ve been my team my entire life and I’ve stuck with them through thick and thin.  In recent </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108700279618109016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108700279618109016' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108700279618109016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108700279618109016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/06/detroit-sports-report-lately-ive-tried.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108659145486568763</id><published>2004-06-07T01:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-07T18:08:25.406-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>TALKIN BOUT MY MAMAMy mother, the kind and loving woman that she is, does fly off the handle every now and again.  It tends to happen, namely, in retail outlets, and is focused upon the employees of said establishments.Yes, I can recall many times where my mom allowed her frustrations to get the better of her and let slip a few choice four letter words.  When I was younger, seeing the woman </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108659145486568763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108659145486568763' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108659145486568763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108659145486568763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/06/talkin-bout-my-mama-my-mother-kind-and.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108570244809290608</id><published>2004-05-27T19:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T19:00:48.093-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>RETAIL RAGEI went to Wal-Mart yesterday and, upon approaching the entrance, was smacked right in the face with irony.  Right there, next to the automatic doors, was a huge display of assorted flowers made up to look like an American flag.  A lot of people probably thought that was just delightful, but I don’t think patriotic pride is what Wal-Mart was full of.I couldn’t believe the audacity </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108570244809290608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108570244809290608' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108570244809290608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108570244809290608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/05/retail-rage-i-went-to-wal-mart.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108541996701998738</id><published>2004-05-24T12:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-24T13:10:05.863-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>WHORING THE WORDS “HERO” AND “COURAGE”Have you noticed how recently, especially in the last few years, the words “courage” and “hero” have been consistently whored out?  By this I mean that they are improperly used over and over again in such a way that cheapens their real meaning.  Allow me to explain using a few examples.The whoring of words is almost exclusively done when within a sports </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108541996701998738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108541996701998738' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108541996701998738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108541996701998738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/05/whoring-words-hero-and-courage-have.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108530667643029833</id><published>2004-05-23T05:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-23T05:04:36.430-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE SIMPLE PLEASANTRIES OF LIFEA couple of days ago I was in the back seat of my parents car being driven back from an afternoon lunch we had together.  Once we were about 60 seconds from our house, the song “Freshmen” by the Verve Pipe came on the radio.Now, I hate most everything on the radio, but this song was big a few years back and I’ve always kind of dug it’s simple melody.  This was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108530667643029833/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108530667643029833' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108530667643029833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108530667643029833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/05/simple-pleasantries-of-life-couple-of.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108508635123272659</id><published>2004-05-20T15:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-20T15:52:31.233-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A NEW JOBKornbus got a job.  Good for you, Kornbus.  Yeah, that’s right....a man has gotta feel responsible for the welfare of his environment.  Therefore, I took a job as a collections agent in what has to be considered to be one of the top moronic moves on my lifetime.  I’ll explain.I took the position at UCB, one of the nation’s top collection firms.  I wasn’t too excited about it, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108508635123272659/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108508635123272659' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108508635123272659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108508635123272659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/05/new-job-kornbus-got-job.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108448569761390808</id><published>2004-05-13T16:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-13T17:03:32.870-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>JUST CALL ME REVERENDOn April 1st, April Fool’s Day, I was ordained as a Reverend in the Church of Universal Life....and that’s no joke.  Universal Life Church provides free legal ordination of anyone for the asking online.  All you have to do is go to www.ulchq.com and click on “Ordination.”  There you can fill out a brief request to be ordained.  Within a week or two you will receive your </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108448569761390808/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108448569761390808' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108448569761390808'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108448569761390808'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/05/just-call-me-reverend-on-april-1st.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108277029050637873</id><published>2004-04-23T20:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T20:35:53.623-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>R.I.P. PAT TILLMANArmy Ranger and former Arizona Cardinal’s DB Pat Tillman was killed Thursday evening while serving in Afghanistan.  Not much is know yet about his death but plenty is known about his life.  And while I don’t know enough about him to write a long winded tribute, I will write enough to pay my respects.Pat Tillman is the embodiment of a hero.  He walked away from friends, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108277029050637873/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108277029050637873' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108277029050637873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108277029050637873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/04/r.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108275053083672278</id><published>2004-04-23T15:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T15:05:11.326-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>JUST WONDERIN...All this talk about what Archie Manning wants for his son, Eli, just seems like a lot of fluff journalism.  "What did you say, Archie?"  "Who did you say it to, Archie?"  No one is asking him the tough questions:Archie Manning, father of Eli and Peyton, will you be willing to sell your DNA to molecular physicists in order for the U.S. Government to genetically manufacture </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108275053083672278/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108275053083672278' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108275053083672278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108275053083672278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/04/just-wonderin.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108270007104525821</id><published>2004-04-23T01:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T14:57:48.653-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>PREDICTING NFL DRAFT DAY ‘04Ok, so here’s just a few thoughts on who is taking who this coming Draft Day 2004.  Mind you, I’m not predicting everything.  Just the most talked about players and picks.  Let’s see how wrong I am after this weekend.San Diego ChargersThis team seems content in their losing ways.  They’re up at the top of the draft board every single year, yet they still haven’t </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108270007104525821/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108270007104525821' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108270007104525821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108270007104525821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/04/predicting-nfl-draft-day-04-ok-so.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108137429471737814</id><published>2004-04-07T16:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-07T17:13:18.903-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE SPORTS PAGE NCAA Basketball TourneyWell, the UConn Huskies did it.  Truth be told, during preseason I had picked Kentucky to win it all versus this UConn squad.  Therefore, when it came down to picking my final four bracket, I had to go with the Wildcats.  However, once UK went out in an early round, I stuck with UConn to win.  Actually, I figured they’d be playing Oklahoma State, but I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108137429471737814/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108137429471737814' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108137429471737814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108137429471737814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/04/sports-page-ncaa-basketball-tourney.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108123234049576209</id><published>2004-04-06T01:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-06T01:22:09.826-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>COMING SOON...I'll talk about the NCAA Basketball tourney as well as the start of baseball season with some comments on my beloved Detroit Tigers.  I will also probably add a few words about the Detroit Pistons over there in the NBA, maybe talk some hockey briefly and blab about the NFL.  In other words, a lot of sports chat.  But I'll also dish on what's cool on the tube and I'll even tell the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108123234049576209/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108123234049576209' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108123234049576209'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108123234049576209'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/04/coming-soon.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108123206186928064</id><published>2004-04-06T01:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-06T01:17:28.326-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I SAW BILL COSBY LIVE!!!!Ok, well I’ll preface this by saying that I am a huge Bill Cosby fan.  When I was a kid, I watched the Cosby Show on television all the time and seeing his commercials always gave me a hankerin’ for Jello Pudding Pops.  I couldn’t help it, he has just always had a big influence on me.When I was about 17, me and my friend Adam discovered we had a mutual admiration for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108123206186928064/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108123206186928064' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108123206186928064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108123206186928064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/04/i-saw-bill-cosby-live-ok-well-ill.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-108014483034362064</id><published>2004-03-24T10:13:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-24T10:16:20.420-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE THING ABOUT REALITY SHOWSOk, why is it that any show on television now that doesnt involve actors and scripts is considered a reality show?  Really, there isn’t much “real” about any of them.  Take Survivor, for instance.  It’s not a reality show.  Real life does not involve CBS holding nation wide auditions for contestants to live on an island.American Idol is another show that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/108014483034362064/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=108014483034362064' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108014483034362064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/108014483034362064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/03/thing-about-reality-shows-ok-why-is-it.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-107967964252736094</id><published>2004-03-19T01:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-19T01:03:07.420-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Sports PotpourriTime for some random thoughts pertaining to sports trades, talk and the events of the day.  Ready?  Go!Terrell Owens Is An EagleIt figures.  He obviously didn’t want to be in Baltimore.  It’s a good move for Philly.  Gives them a deep threat that they need.  I personally don’t believe they will go to the NFC Championship game again this year, but it’s a good move nonetheless</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/107967964252736094/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=107967964252736094' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107967964252736094'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107967964252736094'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/03/sports-potpourri-time-for-some-random.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-107943812295054127</id><published>2004-03-16T05:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-16T05:57:45.093-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>LONG TIME NO TYPEOk, so it’s been a little over a week since I posted anything.  I figured it’s past time I went ahead and did a little something.  How about a few quick sports notes while I ponder something else to write about for some other day?  Let’s do it!Terrell Owens:  Raven or Eagle?I personally don’t think that Terrell Owens is ever going to play a down as a Baltimore Raven this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/107943812295054127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=107943812295054127' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107943812295054127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107943812295054127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/03/long-time-no-type-ok-so-its-been.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-107865246577142379</id><published>2004-03-07T03:41:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-07T06:14:58.686-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS.  OH, AND SOME CRAZY OLD PEOPLE TOO!There’s been some interesting little nuggets I’ve been reading about on the internet and discussing with friends lately.  I figured, since I don’t got much else to do right about now, I might as well talk about them in my weblog.  So here goes...Whacko JackoWell, Michael Jackson is always in the news, but I’m going to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/107865246577142379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=107865246577142379' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107865246577142379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107865246577142379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/03/lifestyles-of-rich-and-famous.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-107804010845074191</id><published>2004-02-29T01:35:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-29T01:45:05.936-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>AND THE OSCAR GOES TO...Academy Awards tonight.  I’m excited!  I’ve actually seen a few of the nominees this year and look forward to seeing them rewarded.  If only the show could be cut in half.  I mean, who really cares who wins Best Key Grip in an Educational Short Film or whatever anyway?  Not me.  But I do care about the big awards.  So, without further adu, here are my picks for the show.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/107804010845074191/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=107804010845074191' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107804010845074191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107804010845074191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/02/and-oscar-goes-to.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-107804007589457819</id><published>2004-02-29T01:34:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-29T01:52:05.296-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>...AND NOW, HERE’S SPORTS.Politics, CBS Nightly News, War in Iraq, etc...it makes my head hurt.  It’s time to take a little break from it all.  I’d rather be writing and talking about sports anyway.  So, here’s a few items that have been floating around my head lately:The Bartman BallSo the Bartman Ball has finally bit the big one.  Destroying the ball is supposed to break this alleged “</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/107804007589457819/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=107804007589457819' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107804007589457819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107804007589457819'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/02/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-107794989636567384</id><published>2004-02-28T00:31:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-03-07T06:20:49.950-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>FROM THE FRONT PAGEA Lot of topics floating around the front pages of America’s newspapers lately, huh?  Well, let’s take a look at a few of the stories and see what all the fuss is about, shall we?  Two John’s Don’t Make a RightI’ll be the first to admit that politics is not my strongest suit, however, I have a few things to say about the candidacy of the two Democratic Presidential </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/107794989636567384/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=107794989636567384' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107794989636567384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107794989636567384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/02/from-front-page-lot-of-topics-floating.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-107771008109309162</id><published>2004-02-25T05:54:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-25T18:25:18.373-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>R.I.P. CHUCK TAYLOR’s (1999-2004)At approximately 3:12, early in the morning hours of Wednesday, February 25th 2004, I was walking upstairs from my basement bedroom to the living area of my house.  In my right hand was a VHS copy of the terrific crime caper L.A. Confidential and in my left was my laptop computer.  I was planning on watching the movie on the larger screen television while </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/107771008109309162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=107771008109309162' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107771008109309162'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107771008109309162'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/02/r.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-107771003321383117</id><published>2004-02-25T05:53:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-25T05:55:55.373-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>OH, TO HELL WITH IT.  I’VE CHANGED MY MIND.The Chuck’s live, ladies and gentleman!  Directly after writing that last piece, I’ve decided no puke, let alone nasty, stinky, rotten cat puke will keep me and my Chucky T’s apart.  So I’m going to hose them off in the backyard and do exactly what I said I wouldn’t...have mom throw them in the wash machine.  I just can’t part with them like this.  I’m</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/107771003321383117/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=107771003321383117' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107771003321383117'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107771003321383117'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/02/oh-to-hell-with-it.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-107760778970063928</id><published>2004-02-24T01:29:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-24T14:36:03.450-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>FAT TUESDAYOk, first things first, America.  It's Fat Tuesday today and, if only for one day, everyone reading this needs to take the opportunity to tell Dr. Atkins and his crummy diet to kiss your ass.  Eat something, goddammit!  Get yourself one of those Paczki's or a piece of cake.  Anything!  Just eat and eat plenty of it.Look, I've got news for you.  Dr. Atkins avoided carbs for years </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/107760778970063928/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=107760778970063928' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107760778970063928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107760778970063928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/02/fat-tuesday-ok-first-things-first.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5826296.post-107760662019687751</id><published>2004-02-24T01:10:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2004-02-24T01:12:21.013-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>ALOHA!Hey, what’s up everyone?  I’m glad you’ve stopped by.  I have basically created this weblog to just ramble about news, politics, entertainment and anything else that happens to be on my mind from day to day.  I hope you’ll check it out periodically...but if you ever want to discuss a topic you’ve read about here or anything in general, feel free to drop me a line at IAmDjKornbus@aol.com  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/feeds/107760662019687751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5826296&amp;postID=107760662019687751' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107760662019687751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5826296/posts/default/107760662019687751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kornbus.blogspot.com/2004/02/aloha-hey-whats-up-everyone-im-glad.html' title=''/><author><name>Jason KB</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01034770869890899117</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
