Tuesday, February 24, 2004
FAT TUESDAY
Ok, first things first, America. It's Fat Tuesday today and, if only for one day, everyone reading this needs to take the opportunity to tell Dr. Atkins and his crummy diet to kiss your ass. Eat something, goddammit! Get yourself one of those Paczki's or a piece of cake. Anything! Just eat and eat plenty of it.
Look, I've got news for you. Dr. Atkins avoided carbs for years and look where it got him. He's dead. Dieting is not synonymous with invincibility. So whether your preference is the Dr. Atkins Diet or the South Beach Diet or the Bread and Water Diet, you are GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY! Why cheat yourself? Treat yourself!! So, please...do yourself a favor and pig out.
Ok, first things first, America. It's Fat Tuesday today and, if only for one day, everyone reading this needs to take the opportunity to tell Dr. Atkins and his crummy diet to kiss your ass. Eat something, goddammit! Get yourself one of those Paczki's or a piece of cake. Anything! Just eat and eat plenty of it.
Look, I've got news for you. Dr. Atkins avoided carbs for years and look where it got him. He's dead. Dieting is not synonymous with invincibility. So whether your preference is the Dr. Atkins Diet or the South Beach Diet or the Bread and Water Diet, you are GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY! Why cheat yourself? Treat yourself!! So, please...do yourself a favor and pig out.
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